Well…that happened… I have to admit, I had a great time watching this movie despite the slow start and the annoying monkey.  I hate monkeys.  And Peter Jackson.  And Michael Bay. Now I know what you might be thinking, but the name of the main character is NOT Robinson Crusoe, but Christopher Draper, played by […]

This movie feels WAY longer than its 1:15 run time.  This will be a quick review, folks, the movie was very underwhelming. Another scientific expedition meant to orbit Mars gets caught in a magnetic storm and crash lands on Mars.  They then spend the next hour of the movie just travelling and bitching about their […]

Oh wow, this movie was incredible!  A long slow setup pays off in the biggest way when four astronauts land on Mars to explore, and everything is violently color washed in red so bright it practically glows. The movie begins with some Air Force officers discussing a rocket mission that was thought lost turning up […]