This movie rocks my balls off! In all sincerity, I have always liked this movie. But that not to say it’s particularly good by any stretch of the imagination. Spawn was released in 1997 in two versions, a PG-13 cut, and an R rated cut. Mostly for language, the majority of the violence was left […]

So anyway, I just finished watching Godzilla: Final Wars. This movie kicked seven kinds of ass. That’s right, all seven. It’s the ultimate giant monster slobberknocker. It starts off with Godzilla in the south pole, and the military succeeds in trapping him under the ice, putting him in hibernation. Flash forward several years, the other […]

There was a popular saying in the late 80’s and early 90’s: Sequels are never as good as the original. When they said that, this is the movie they were talking about. This movie is so monumentally horrible, it was literally stricken from the record. The producers pretended it never happened, the fans of the […]